Another mission again... This time it had to be a short story.
                                                    When the milking machine broke
 Once upon a time there was a farmer, who was milking his cow every morning with a milking machine.
One morning his wife stepped into the barn. Farmer screamed:"This is a surprise!" Wife was stearing him
with tired eyes. "A surprise?" she asked. Accidently the farmer got panic. Then the milking machine broke.
It broke into many, little peaces. Farmer had to continue milking with his own hands. Cow was wondering
those farmers fingers.
  What we learned of this story? First, do not get panic if someone surprises you in a barn. And in the
countryside nothing is free.
  Just a random story I had to write... :)